skullspeare:

becausebirds:

Have you seen a Toco Toucan hop down stairs lately? Or a Keel-billed Toucan bathe with a glass of restaurant water?

i forgot that toucans are real

(via coyote-prince)

@2 hours ago with 35980 notes
#colors 
clavid:

velvetbrown:

coolyourjetsbennie:

buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs

What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like?

Nothing

clavid:

velvetbrown:

coolyourjetsbennie:

buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs

What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like?

Nothing

(via 8heartbeats)

@1 day ago with 228644 notes
#camou.....flage... 

tinymulder:

everything, everything on this horrible website has been worth it for the spiders georg post

(Source: hellboyfriend, via gungnirv2)

@2 days ago with 10704 notes

site-3:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

"Security Guard"

(via esudese)

@3 days ago with 156131 notes
#uh oh 
myvintagetrunkshow:

I NEED THIS SHIRT

myvintagetrunkshow:

I NEED THIS SHIRT

(Source: mercuryjones, via princedoki)

@4 days ago with 103452 notes

an-eggnog:

According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky

(Source: deathclaw, via onone-chan)

@18 hours ago with 60068 notes
#pokemon 

lapandamoo:

appleznbananaz:

skeetbucket:

alvinton:

videohall:

The Power of Pine-Sol

FUCK

LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE

image

I’m crying

(via 8heartbeats)

@1 day ago with 328374 notes
#uh oh 

(Source: gayfather, via sandwixh)

@2 days ago with 107191 notes

riviere-cartia:

Have fun navigating Cabbage Ocean, you son of a bitch…

(via thecallightman)

@3 days ago with 4059 notes
@4 days ago with 40261 notes
#uh oh